A Fresh Start

Hello Folks,

It's been a while.

I'm writing an essay right now, and as such have no time for a witty, profound, insightful, or otherwise useful blog post. Hell, I don't even have time for an amusing one.

That said, I really hate motorcyclists. Each time one uses the absurd "lane splitting" law in California to buzz past my car, I feel like opening my door and watching him create a bloody cartwheel upon the asphalt. Each time one figures it's wise to hang in my blind spot, I quite feel like changing lanes suddenly and providing the bastard with a sudden opportunity to do a mid-air trick.

I hate motorcyclists.

I also hate bicyclists, but that's a rant for another time.

Stay classy, world.

Best,
Elliott