Monday, May 17, 2010

A Fresh Start

Hello Folks,

It's been a while.

I'm writing an essay right now, and as such have no time for a witty, profound, insightful, or otherwise useful blog post. Hell, I don't even have time for an amusing one.

That said, I really hate motorcyclists. Each time one uses the absurd "lane splitting" law in California to buzz past my car, I feel like opening my door and watching him create a bloody cartwheel upon the asphalt. Each time one figures it's wise to hang in my blind spot, I quite feel like changing lanes suddenly and providing the bastard with a sudden opportunity to do a mid-air trick.

I hate motorcyclists.

I also hate bicyclists, but that's a rant for another time.

Stay classy, world.

Best,
Elliott

Saturday, January 2, 2010

A Quick Clarkson Quote

Just a quick snippet today.

"In our headlong rush to see what can be done, we seem to have lost sight of whether we actually need these things or not. Digital cameras, for instance, are extremely handy but one day, when your laptop crashes — and it will — every single picture you ever took will be lost. That didn’t happen when you had to go to Boots. Unless you had a very bad house fire."
-Jeremy Clarkson

Heed his words everyone. Just because it's tech, doesn't mean it's better, more useful, or more necessary.

Take care of yourselves everyone, and think a bit in this big, scary new decade.

Best,
E.Y.H.